Hilarious Trip Advisor Reviews - in Photos
Hilarious Trip Advisor Reviews
Who thought Trip Advisor reviews compiled with stock photos could be so funny?
Bad day? Bored at work? Sad for no reason? Here a batch of hilarious reviews from TripAdvisor.com. Enjoy!
1. "Watch out! I found a peephole in the shower room"
Let's hope she informed the management about this one and they've gone ahead and sealed it up. On the other hand she did give the hotel 1 star, so maybe it wasn't all bad. Peephole's can be exciting, right?
2. "Poisoned my stomach and anus."
A particularly graphic yet absolutely hysterical review by this gentleman (we'll assume it was a guy who wrote this. Again, two stars here so he might have be partly responsible. Next time just tell us you got an upset stomach and we'll assume the rest.
3. "I found a pube in my cup"
Nothing is quite as horrific as this simple, shocking and straight to the point 7 word review to make you never visit this hotel. I mean sure, we find hair in our food from time to time, but checking into a freshly cleaned hotel room and finding someones ball hair in your glass is downright revolting.
4. "Beach is too sandy. But clear water."
This begs the question, are there beaches that are just the right amount of sandy? It goes with the territory, if you go to the beach, there will be sand, at last 99% of the time. But thanks for pointing it out, I was just thinking to myself, "I'd love to book a holiday, but want to find a beach that isn't too sandy."
5. "They spat in my hair. "
Only thing to do here is to dream up what in the world you did to deserve it. People spitting in your food is one thing but coming right out and spitting directly in your hair? You had to do something to deserve that.
6. "Awful and Expensive. (the cook) threw a lobster tale at a 3 years old so hard she cried".
This just sounds awesome, and something we have all thought of doing a million times before. Be honest.
7. "The waiter groped us."
But you still gave the restaurant 3 stars? The risotto must have been out of this world.
8. "Great restaurant - shame about the midgets!"
Wait, the midgets bit you? Do you mean mosquitos? You mean mosquitos. Go home, you're drunk.
Which one is your favourite? Share it with your friends that need a laugh today!